✖ EST. 793 AD ✖
No
ROW
ay
How many strokes
can you survive?
START
How It Works
1
Prop your phone 6–8 feet away, side view.
2
Sit on the floor, full body visible.
3
Row like a Viking for 20 seconds.
Your phone will ask for camera access — tap
Allow
. The AI referee counts strokes on your phone. Nothing is recorded or uploaded.
⚓ ROW HARD. DIE HONORABLY. ⚓
Waiting for camera… If asked, tap
Allow
so NoROWay can see you row. Nothing is recorded — the video never leaves your phone.
Tap below — then you get 10 seconds
to walk back and sit in position
I'm Ready
✖ VALHALLA AWAITS ✖
Time's Up!
How many strokes did you survive?
Rowing for:
Norway
England
Other
Honor system for now, Viking. The camera referee is coming.
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